I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
The oven caught fire. I put it out, but called the fire department just to make sure it was okay since the smoke wasn't going away
You just wanted to meet firemen
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
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