problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
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