Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
Being engaged is strange. I looked at my cock this morning and said, "we did alright these last 32 years, right?"
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
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