If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
She called me Spock and proceeded to ask me to 'teach her the ways of the force'. I just couldn't do it after that. No way am I fucking a girl who can't tell the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
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