so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
no no no no you can't just say your dirtiest secret is "i sat on goldfish by accident once" and just leave i have QUESTIONS
AT LEAST TELL ME IF THE GOLDFISH WAS STILL IN A BOWL??????????????
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