you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
Edward fifth and chaser hands
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
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