the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
Gonna send a picture of my negative pregnancy test with the message "Merry Christmas" to the guys I've been sleeping with. That alone, will put a huge dent in my shopping list of gifts for people.
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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