I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
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