bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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