That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
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