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Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
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