i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
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