So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
How drunk do you think I'll be by the time I get home?
I just watched you drink a whole glass of wine through a Twizzler. Pretty drunk.
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
Randomize
