Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
Apparently this establishment won't let you rent a sailboat if you have been drinking rum all morning
Like, bro, how do you think I got the idea to go sailing
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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