do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
Well I found out I was essentially dumped and replaced by a hipster and apparently offered a girl $95 to go out with me. In the spirit of the Olympics I will not be spending any time on the medal stand.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
She needs sedatives and a leash
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
I had to cum in my sink.
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
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