I am engaged
To a real live girl that has met me
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
Ugh I need to clean my floors/walls/ I actually don't understand why boys get drunk and pee on things
Next time one of us has a party everybody has to wear a diaper. But actually you just need a shit ton of disinfectant wipes and maybe a hazmat suit.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
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