Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Last night while we were having sex, 'God bless the USA' started playing on his itunes. He came almost immediately... so awkward.
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
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