I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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