what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
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