walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
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