I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
soo... how was my night?
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
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