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im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
My math professor just asked us to draw the graph of the derivative of our drunkenness from friday to sunday. Dear Jesus this looks bad.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
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