$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
Lost my anal v card with Peter Thiel's RNC speech on in the background. Unbelievably appropriate
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
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