i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
My friend's 9-year-old son just informed me that for a cop station, you can't use a shotgun; you have to use a machine gun. Thank you, Grand Theft Auto, for single-handedly corrupting our youth.
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
I'm going to buy you a pony but under one condition: you have to name it sarah jessika parker
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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