question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
Did you finish that presentation yet?
No but don’t worry about it. I do my best work in the middle of the night. I’m like a hamster.
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
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