Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
I flashed the bar tender last night. Apparently I wanted a whiskey to go and that was the golden ticket. This is why I never come home
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
He was all “please don’t bail because I’m missing work for this” last night
Honey no, I need dick. I’m not going to bail
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