dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
Oh my god. Just had sex with this girl on the boardroom table at my work at midnight (win!) just realized I left the condom wrapper on the table (lose!)
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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