That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
My aunt just said- "pizza is like sex. Even if it ain't good it ain't bad." Obviously she doesn't know us too well.
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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