Nicole vs. Life
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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