Sry I called you an 8
Well douche your snatch and let's go!
I may or may not have started my period at the bar. Good thing I have dark jeans on.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
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