yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
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