p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
Randomize
