But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
i really thought "pants-shitting drunk" was an unreachable level until last night
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
Turns out he's not a Doctor Who fan, I mumbled Alons-y as I went down on him. He asked who Alan was. No more drunk sex for me!
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
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