Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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