If i come over, it means nothing
Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
My boss followed me on Twitter. Excuse me while I delete 90% of my tweets
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
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