the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
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