made out with the bouncer to distract him from how illegitimate my fake id is.
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize
