god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
Complete and utter failure. 100% unsalvageable. I have not failed so hard at a culinary endeavor in YEARS. MY HONOR IS IMPUGNED I HAVE SHAMED MY HOUSE
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