I just queefed in yoga class and now the old man next to me is smiling at me.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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