he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
Hey. Make all the seamen/semen jokes you want. Not many people can say they fucked 2 different girls in two different countries in one week on a tax free bonus. Next up: Italy.
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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