brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
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