I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
one word: firstdatebathroomanal
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
I hear youre working today. To keep you entertained, ive compiled a list of condiments that my dick has NOT been slathered in since last Friday: Relish, and raspberry jam. That's right.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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