You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
My mom just told me that the key to a successful marriage is never seeing your partner take a shit.
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
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