It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
that's an acceptable place to lick
I woke up this morning to 7 word documents that all said "remember to be extremely angry at your jerk of a brother." What the hell did you do to me last night?
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
She made me pour olive oil on her.
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
Randomize
