There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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