I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
He convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. He slurred every word. I think I found my prince charming.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
It's amazing how hard it it while drunk to not comment "fuck you" on dumb peoples' statuses
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
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