I just woke up and realized I puked in my boxers WTF.
You stay classy.
The worst part was I forgot until I tried to put them on.
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
In light of your oncoming completion of twenty-three years of personhood, I feel a pressing need to blast country-pop phenomenon Taylor Swift's hit single "22" in your general direction until midnight.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
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