Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
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