He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
No one knows how to work that "I pulled a muscle in my leg" drunk swagger like you can
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