so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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