K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
I get sad thinking about all the sex I’m missing out on because of the virus
I instituted “quarantine and chill” months ago. It’s not like penises go soft just because they’re working at home.
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